It's Only Jokes......Haha.....

Honeymoon

Strolling through Bali’s supreme honeymoon resort , Sidin Bungul was a picture of bliss.”But, Mr.Bungul”,asked the local barkeeper , “how is it you come here on your honeymoon without the wife ?”.”Are you mad, man ?”, said Bungul , “Sure if She came , who’d look after the shop?”.

The Ointment

The Salesman persuaded Mrs.Carter that his ointment would clear up the warts on her husband’s face . Two days later She was back looking for a refund .”Did it not clear up his face?” , asked the Salesman . “ It did indeed.The warts are still there but his face is gone!”.

Timetable or Calender

He had been waiting a long time for his train at an out-of-the way Pesisir putih railway station. “Look”, he complained to the station-master , “I’m fed up with this . Could you a timetable ?”.”Timetable is it ?” Bless your sense . It’s a calender we use here”.